Yeezy's New God Flow

• "no more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all i need"
• What if he wasn't saying thats how he wanted to live his life, but how he was going to make money.
• Like instead of selling drugs, now he sells sex and religion.
• WAIT
• In like all his music videos,
• there's no drugs in them,
• but tons of women and comparing himself to god.
• He doesn't need to write about drugs to sell, he just uses sex and his new god flow to promote his music.
• 
  
• I JUST CRACKED THE DA'YEEZY CODE.
• IN THE SONG HE ACTED IKE HE WAS PLAYING A CHARACTER,
• BUT HE TOLD US EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING.

Why Babies Cry?

It just hit me that there's a reason babies cry and keep their parents up all night when they're extremely young. It's to train them; to prepare them for when they're needed; not just needed because the child is hungry or has soiled himself, but needed because the child has had a terrifying dream and, still not completely sure it was all imaginary at this age, stumbles into its parents' room, only to barely audibly whisper "mama" as it's eyes slowly well up with tears while looking at the pitch black room it knows it's parents are in, yet which reminds it so vividly of the horrors it experienced only minutes earlier in its own bed. It's these times that it prepared its parents for when it kept them up crying as a baby, because now, accustomed to a lighter sleep, the mother's eyes still dart open as she leans up to see the silloutte of her baby in the door way quietly shaking and rushes over to comfort it, while the unaccustomed person roles over, completely oblivious of the small creature in need of help in the doorway. This is why the baby cries. 

New Years Resolutions

This year, I've decided to start my New Year's resolutions off a little bit earlier. As in, not in February. At first, I didn't even know how to start them though.

"Do I use first-person? second? third? How many should I have? How specific should they be?"

But then I decided, "Fuck that, my resolution is to do resolutions however the fuck I want to do resolutions," and I got into the rest of them.

• Make money, make money-money-money.
• Start homework earlier and take each paper to the writing center.
• Finish everything I start.
• Start more things.
• Learn new things, improve the things I already know.
• Only use market leaders and things that I truly like, never settle for less than the best.
• Don't do things I don't wanna do.
• Stay healthy (or become healthy if I'm not already).
• Tigers?

More might come up as the year gets closer, then progresses. I don't plan on waiting for a New Year to start improving myself. That's addict behavior, and I'm breaking this natural addiction to unimprovement. I'll keep you guys posted.

Get it? POSTed?

I'm so sorry.